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A pill for every situation...

05 May 2018 | Posted by Zackary

Because not everyone is lucky enough to have a psychiatrist, and since our friends on the black market are not always generous with information, it is time to answer the eternal question: “which pill for which situation?”.

Days of Dicodin
  • You pulled a muscle when you moved the coffee table.
  • You return to sport after two years of laziness and junk food.
Valium Village
  • Your wine merchant has no more Château d’Yquem, your evening is ruined
  • Taxes just went up.
Rated X-anax
  • You can no longer stand your job.
  • You can no longer stand your spouse.
Ritaline Road
  • You spent the night before your final exams in front of Netflix.
  • Your best friend is celebrating his birthday tonight. You’re meeting your in-laws over brunch tomorrow.
Viva lo Viagra
  • You hear “Don’t worry, baby, it happens to all men”.
  • You are over 70 years old. (Welcome among us!)
Code RU-486
  • You’ve been waiting five weeks for your period.
  • You discovered his infidelity a little too late. •

The use of drugs for recreational purposes or without medical advice can be dangerous. For any help, please do not hesitate to contact your doctor or support groups near you. 

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